The State of Victoria right now is Hitler’s wet dream

Dictatorship. Well, that was easy. Hitler couldn’t conceive such a deliciously easy takeover where the people mostly lock themselves up, get angry about having too much freedom, snitch on neighbours to authorities, support the censorship and punishment of independent journalism, have no memories for inconsistency and corruption, who are totally gullible, who want to have …

Premier hands out big, juicy rhetoric sandwiches: takes and denies responsibility

During questioning, Dictator Dan engages in doublethink, playing political speech games whilst saying he doesn't want to play "political games". “I take responsibility for all of the decisions that are made across our government and the performance of all our agencies,” he says Struggles to accept the description of hotel quarantine as disaster Can't describe …

COVID-19 FOREVER; Event 201 foreshadowed everything

In an interview, coronavirus researcher Vineet Menachery says the virus may never go away; echoes Event 201 scenario! Besides smallpox, most diseases can exist in nature even after being removed from human population Animal populations can hold diseases, and under certain conditions, reemerge in our own OC43 (a common cold coronavirus) was originally from cows, …

Archaeologist says he’s found the ‘face of God’ on ancient figurines

Seven figurines have been found in the geographic location of ancient Judah, said to be of Yahweh. Yosef Garfinkel, head of the Institute of Archaeology at the Hebrew University of Jerusalem, believes the statues are of God (Yahweh) He claims the figurines, which were found across different sites, share striking similarities to each other The …

NASA ends cosmic racism

Nicknames for space objects like “eskimo” and “Siamese twins” are out. NASA is doing its part to end intergalactic discrimination “Eskimo Nebula” will just be referred to as its official name NGC 2392 “Siamese Twins Galaxy” is referred to as NGC 4567 and NGC 4568 NASA says science is for everyone and they’re doing their …

Hasbro pulls Troll Doll for diddle button on crotch

Hasbro is pulling the toy off shelves amidst uproar; replacement toy to be produced. The toy has a hidden button between the legs where the genitals would be When pressed, the toy giggles, moans and gasps Online petition against the toy has gained over 400k signatures Hasbro has responded by moving to pull it off …

Thousands of England’s COVID deaths to be wiped from record

Scientists have exposed flaws in counting death cases, adjustments needed. People who have tested positive for the virus and dies later on in unrelated circumstances are still counted as COVID deaths The current system says you can never recover from the virus UK health secretary Matt Hancock will realign the figures to adjust for the …

Victoria: police state or dictatorship? Take your pick…

Unreasonable new laws and policies to constrict life and freedom Only travel within 5km of home One person may shop per household per day 60 minutes allocated for exercise per day Mandatory masks in all public areas despite health concerns and conflicting scientific evidence Curfews at 8pm No guests in your home No gatherings inside …

ABS collects BS, dodgy COVID death data

The Australian Bureau of Statistics, under WHO guidelines, are directed to count official deaths by COVID-19 under mere assumptions. Taken from the ABS site: Deaths are to be attributed to COVID-19 based on a hunch. It doesn't have to be the main cause but will still supersede any other factors. Well there goes your objectivity …

Victoria: Stage 5 lockdown next

In the early hours of 2 August, I released a post anticipating Stage 4 restrictions for Melbourne based on a rare tipoff a day or two prior. In that post, I explained why I wasn’t surprised Stage 4 would be in effect later this week although I was surprised just how quickly it was announced …